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Television:In the criminal justice system--
Me:SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
me:sometimes i like to talk to myself
me:same
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
(Source: mechastreisand, via blackmormon)
mtv true life: i wanna be a hipster
200 pound girl with fishnets and highlights walks into urban outfitters with a camera crew panting not knowing where the nearest anchor section is worrying all of the “real” hipsters are judging as she walks by and ends up buying anchor shorts anchor earrings an anchor tattoo and an actual anchor
(via blackmormon)
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